Fat @$$ Tax
58Fattos in the Fryer
The House Ways and Means committee has proposed a tax on sugary sodas and psuedo-juice drinks. Many on the left and right are decrying that this would hit poorer people and small retail business disproportionately. The latter argument fails because I am sure Wal-Mart will be the largest retailer of those products. But Wal-Mart couldn't have dirty whore lobbyists buying dirty whore politicians in both parties could they? The former target group, low income families, assumes people in this group will not change their behavior. The notion of a discouragement, or as the far right likes to call them, punitive tax, is considered debunked in some halls by the failure of the tobacco taxes to discourage smoking among low income households. Unlike nicotine, high fructose corn syrup has not proven to be addictive, just intensely harmful.
That is right readers, Candidate Parham, known Fat Ass, has come out in favor of the Fat Ass Tax! Is that some kind of twisted liberal masochism? This sort of thing could really hurt his bid especially with the considerable Fat Ass communities in Oregon's Third District. Candidate Parham is in fact a self hating Fat Ass. He believes no one has the right to be as fat as he is and any one bigger should be shot and boiled down for biofuel. Maybe shooting is too far. Maybe the government should subsidize our fat ass society by offering to pay the fatties for rendering their copious harvest of blubber to the national biofuel reserve. Enough money for them to fatten up again.
Boss Limbaugh; we come for you.
No joke. No clarification that I am being ironic. If we can't turn this fat ass culture around we had better make the best of it and that means tapping an abundant domestic renewable fuel source. If I can sell my plasma to the for profit medical industry why can't I sell my fat to the energy sector or into a national reserve. Fat Ass Fuel allows us to use the human machine to refine food crops into both fuel for our body and excess fuel that can go to satisfy our nations energy needs. Or we could take the USDA corn subsidies which fuel the HFCS industry give them to the cane farmers in the gulf redevelopment area and Hawaii where declining tourism due to a lagging economy must be effecting the local economy. Then re-subsidize the corn growers for bio fuel through the Department of Energy. Have the FDA pull HFCS and thus kids go back to being hyper on cane sugar and not bloated on chemically enhanced super carbs. If we are still a nation of piggos we can then proceed to rendering our asses to regain global energy hegemony. I swear I was born to conceive and argue policy. God Bless the 3rd District of Oregon, America, every living creature, and the fat ass tax.
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I just love that the tag generator give me suggestions of 'ass fuel' and 'dirty whore' and the article is not about porn or sex toys.
I don't think the tag generator really cares.
Then again, maybe it's developing a libido.
I just think this could net me a lot of very disappointed first time readers. I know when I go searching for ass fuel I don't want some bummer political trip laid on me I want fucking ass fuel...
Please stand by this comment is being interrupted as the writer has laughed himself to death. A clone will be produced and matured by Monday
Since we all gotta die, or so I'm told, I guess you might as well die laughing.
Using misleading tags to jack up the traffic is an approved kapitalist technique.
The "advertising industry", which was the name I gave marketing when I was a child, has been doing it since before there were "tags".
Why in the bitch ass world are there no ads on my mother lovin' hub? Really all the effed up shit I've said and it's a pro tax and subsidy blog that gets my modest advertisers to bolt. Fucking Corporate Capitalist Whores! This is what I get for trying to play by the rules.
All the rules are subject to change without notice.
Oh look I have ads again. Still a bunch of capitalist whores.
The oldest profession?
I enjoy my soda pop and the extra pounds deters my wife's craving for my ugly member, which allows me to rest through out the night, unlike my younger days when I was shaken every two hours to perform. She doesn't understand as zombie of the capitalist system, I need all my uhhhhhh to get through the day. I almost agree with it, as I would barely notice the difference, but ask yourself this, when does the taxation without representation end?
Work to live, it never ends as long as there is a privately owned central bank controlling our currency. As long as usury and profit rule, the worker will pay while the parasitic elite play.
Yeah, at least when the taxes are applied by congress you can vote the bastard out (nevermind that just means voting some other bastard in) When the taxes come in the form of penalties, interest, or fees you have no recourse. Sure you can take your money to another bank but it's all the same shell game. The only thing that changes is the angle they stick it in at.
ColdWarBaby 2 years ago
Excess human body fat as a renewable resource. Not bad.
Now, when are we going to stop using taxidermy on our dead friends and relatives and start putting them back into the earth so they can at least give back a few chemicals and minerals in return for all they've taken?
As George used to say, "if we're going to recycle, let's get serious!"